Everything is just coming up roses these days for Micheal Phelps. Not only is he a pot smoking hippie, but he sucks at beer pong too. At the same party the infamous water bong picture was taken Pelps also lost $2,000.00 cash… “I saw Phelps pull out a roll, a bank-wrapped $2,000. He said, ‘I’ll match the $2,000, good ol’ Phelpsie lost it, too.” Onlooker / beer pong enthusiast Michael Whitworth blabbed to the State News Paper.

My advise to Phelps would be to take the next $2k he plans to bet on beer pong and give it to a dentist to cure that caveman overbite.